Hey there!
My name is Wajid,
I'm 19, I'm currently living in Wolverhampton, England. I love sleeping and eating. That is it, really :)

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(Source: only----gifs)

Sep 19th at 1PM / via: jugullahg / op: only----gifs / reblog / 2,096 notes

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

Sep 19th at 11AM / via: naomster / op: itsstuckyinmyhead / reblog / 99,865 notes
helms-deep:

Welp, I know what I’m getting everyone for Christmas this year.

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helms-deep:

Welp, I know what I’m getting everyone for Christmas this year.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

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carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

Sep 19th at 1AM / via: heart / op: lolfunnow / reblog / 226,656 notes

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
image

Sep 18th at 10PM / via: officialwhitegirls / op: sofalcondone / reblog / 264,616 notes
safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)

Sep 18th at 9PM / via: uriahsmellsliketeenspirit / op: hashitaka / reblog / 188,628 notes

lityousei:

Hail Hydra

Sep 18th at 8PM / via: username-is-too--long / op: lityousei / reblog / 49,982 notes
acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life

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Sep 18th at 7PM / via: heart / op: officialaneetta / reblog / 76,468 notes

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