This makes me incredibly uncomfortable
Same with you
You wanna build a sand man ?
what are you doing in my swamp
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Polite elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence
Never give up.
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.